What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime!

What do you call an alien with three eyes?

An aliiien!

Have you heard about the cow astronaut?

He landed on the mooooooon!

How does the man-in-the-moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

What kind of plates do they use in space?

Flying saucers!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a space ship?

A u-f-ho-ho-ho!

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? 

A Mars Bar

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick  

Why did the cow go in the spaceship

It wanted to see the mooooooon! 

Submitted by Delaney

What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder! 
Submitted by: Evan

What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar! 
Submitted by: Annie

Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor! 
Submitted by: Lulu 

Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

 Because Mercury moved in. 
Submitted by: LeeAnn 

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? 

He was looking for Pluto. 
Submitted by: Tany

What did the alien say when he was out of room? 

I’m all spaced out!   

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? 

Because there was no atmosphere. 

What type of songs do the planets sing?

Nep-tunes!

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

When is the moon the heaviest?

When it's full!

Why didn't the sun go to college? 

Because it already had a million degrees!

Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?

In a launch box!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? 

When it’s FULL!

What’s a light-year? 

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

What do planets like to read? 

Comet books! 
Submitted by: Bethany

Why don’t aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny! 
Submitted by: Pixey

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way. 
Submitted by: Erin

What was the first animal in space? 

The cow that jumped over the moon!  

What did the alien say to the cat? 

Take me to your litter. 
Submitted by: Shawn and Tony  

What do you call a loony spaceman? 

 An astronut.   

What do aliens on the metric system say? 

Take me to your liter. 
Submitted by: Macsmom   

Space Jokes

 See if you can stump your family and friends with these space jokes!